[Sakumoto One-shot] Don’t I Deserve One Too?

[darkilk]

Genre: Fluff

Disclaimer: Can’t claim credit for the boys, their fame and what nots, just this insane brain of mine.

Summary: Sho thinks it’s unfair the other three get Jun’s tsukkomi ring treatment, but not him.
A/N: Totally inspired by the Ousama no Branch promo SP they did on 10.04.2010 for the HnA SP.  And if my missing AnS isn’t obvious enough, I had to include it in some form as well.  Comments are love. 

Word count: 903 words

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I’m a little surprised when Nino points out that the other three are in awe – or rather, in fear – of Jun's painful tsukkomi smacks. 

 

Not that it’s anything new in the group, really. 

 

Aiba’s been smacked by me when he cheerily pointed out the phallic-shaped mushroom we were all painfully trying to avoid mentioning on Shukudai.  He’s had his turn with Nino too when the reputation of his family’s Chinese restaurant was at stake, “threatened” by the supposed abuse of the microwave.  And Riida’s regularly been on the receiving end from any one of us with his half-a-moment-behind responses that crack us up more than anything else.

 

Except, it’s never really been our thing.

 

Verbal potshots at each other, Jun and I have taken.  Innuendos that the others have had at our expense, I’ve lost count of those. Even my having to submissively return the reputedly DoS-tempered member his veggie-juice biscuit in the early days of Shukudai, I’ll defend as graciousness of the older person being more generous to a kouhai.  But try as I may, I don’t recall his pulling that stunt on me; the one that the other three seem to cower from.

 

Which mollifies me, really.

 

Which is why I had to drag him aside after the shooting of the Ousama no Branch promo filming before I sacrifice any more grey matter. It was bound to give me a sleepless night – or more! – if I didn’t clear the air with Jun.

 

I’d even take the chance of an actual tsukkomi attack, just so I’ll know that I belong to the category of deserving his smacks.

 

“Sho-kun?  Where’s the fire at?” the younger man seems a little amused at the speed at which I draw him into a dimly-lit, unoccupied room to avoid any interruption.  Closing the door, I loosen my grip on his wrist, my feet taking me a couple of paces further into the room before I draw to a halt.  Pivoting suddenly, I register that Jun is lazily lounged across two seats on the three-man couch in the centre of the room, one foot loosely crossed over the other as his arms are splayed along the arms of the couch, eyes watching my movements across the room.

 

“Mind telling me what we’re doing here when filming’s already done?” his voice holds no reproach, though I detect a hint of curiosity over my unusual behaviour.

 

“I just-,” I clear my throat, “I just had to ask you something.” No, my voice did not just rise an octave.

 

“What ever do you mean?” Jun says, looking at me with too-wide eyes.

 

My eyes narrow at the falsely-innocent undertone I hear in his words.  Not taking my eyes away from his calm demeanour, I seat myself at the other end of the couch facing him, my back ramrod straight and arms crossed in front of me.

 

“How come the rest get to complain about your painful tsukkomis, but I don’t?” I ask with no preamble.

 

A ghost of a smile flits over Jun’s lips, and his next words cause me to flush a little. 

 

“Are you trying to imply that you want to be smacked?”

 

“That- That’s not what I mean,” I defend myself hotly, even as I fight to keep the redness that I know must be crawling up past my neck and ears.  “I just want to know why I get treated differently, that’s all.”

 

Jun sits up a little, resting his head lopsidedly on his wrist as he rests that elbow on the back of the couch.  The look in his eyes is unreadable, as though he’s trying to decide just how much he wants to reveal to me.

 

The suspense is killing me and if the man doesn’t move or say something soon-

 

My thoughts freeze as Jun starts to practically prowl across the space between us on his hands and knees.

 

“Do you really want to know why I do that?” Jun’s voice hits a lower pitch and I unconsciously strain forward a little to make out the words.  The air between us is rapidly shortening, as is my breath as Jun draws closer into my personal space. 

 

Unconsciously, I push backwards into the cushions behind my back, but Jun shows no sign of stopping his advance.  I inadvertently suppress a shiver as his lips brush the juncture between my jaw and ear.

 

“Do you want to know… the secret?” His words leave little puffs of air that tickle my nape and my eyes droop shut, nerves drawn taut, resisting the urge to jump on the taller yet leaner-built man.  But distracted as I am in trying to regain control of my motor functions, I still catch the words he practically purrs in my ear.

 

“With you…” he breathes softly, “the smacks would probably be of a different kind, don’t you think?” 

 

I feel his lips ghost even closer and I wonder if it’s my imagination that I feel his tongue tickle my earlobe, but before I can fully realize what’s happening, the couch is suddenly lighter.  It takes a few moments, but I force my eyes open in surprise, only to see the back of his figure glide across to the exit and out the door.

 

My mind tries to play catch up, and when it does, I cannot help but burrow my head further into the couch, smothering the giggles in my throat as a goofy grin spreads over my face.

 

THE END

 

 



 

Comments

[muharami79.livejournal.com]

huhu...naughty...naughty...
so...Sho wants to be smack too,eh??...I so want to see that happen..lol...hmm...though I do wonder what kind of smack does Jun has in mind for Sho..*wink*

thank u for sharing this..^___^

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

LOL. It seems I can only write angst or one of them being an absolute tease of the other. LOL...

As for what happens, I'll have to leave it to your imagination. ;)

Thanks for commenting! :)

[iupdarlin.livejournal.com]

Ehehe, very cute ^___________^ I think Jun and Sho are both level-headed most of the time that they can't hit each other on the head....tho there are some chances. And you're right, it would probably be the other kind of smacking.....( ´艸｀)

Thanks for writing and sharing!

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

Lol. So true. Their - limited - interactions just leave sakumoto fans with moments that just scream for angsty flights of fantasy of "what if"s and "was this what could have happened backstage?". Thanks for reading n enjoying it! :)

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it cos it since I imagine Sho getting all goofball and excited when he FINALLY realises the 'truth'. Thanks for reading and commenting! :)

[fancyann1974.livejournal.com]

:) enjoyed this immensely
thank you

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

Enjoyed WRITING this, though what I thought would have been a drabble turned into this. Thanks for commenting! :)

[elendiliel.livejournal.com]

Hahaha I love Jun's games! Especially with Sho... :)

But you know...I really wonder if Sho ever does get smacked by Jun like the others? Sho can be a complete goof (thus warranting smacks), but I don't know if I've ever seen him do it... :P

This was great!!!

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

You've hit the proverbial nail on the head. That's what inspired this one-shot cos try as I may, I can't recall any such behaviour Jun has 'bestowed' upon despite Sho's many fail moments. Preferential treatment much? ;)

Thanks for the encouragement and comments. :)

[mylittlecthulhu.livejournal.com]

Yay Sakumoto~ *cheers*
And a well-written one, too :D :D
Just what I needed to start the day, thanks for sharing <3

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

Lol, and to think that this piece was what I ended my day with before hitting the sack.

Thanks for enjoying and the comments. :D

[kyazne.livejournal.com]

Ahhh...cho kawaii!!! It's a little sad that Sho feels left out but now that he understands why, I think he'd be more than happy ne? Thank you so much for sharing!!!

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

Really, you'd think the Keio grad should know better of his bandmate who used to be - my mind insists on believing this fact still holds true today - his #1 fan.

Glad you enjoyed it cos it sure made my day to contribute this little complete piece to the sakumoto fandom. :)

[jaja-emiko.livejournal.com]

ara~!! that is sooo hot!! though nothing happens but still, it's hot!! XD

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

Lol. So sorry that "nothing happens" cos much as I enjoy reading naughtier writings, I suck at writing them myself. Hope it didn't take away the fun for you. :)

thanks for commenting. :D

[hiro-chan.livejournal.com]

:D:D!

oh sho, how come you don't get it? if jun ever smacks you, it would be of the kinky kind <3.

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

Right?! Right?! Considering their personalities, I can't see it any other way than their own private for-your-eyes-only moments. Lol. I know, i know, my mind's in the gutter.

Thanks for the comments. :)

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

I had to wait until I actually saw the Ousama no Brunch clip before reading. I like to be informed ;)

But yes, Jun and Sho rarely lay a finger on each other when either acts like a dumbass. HOWEVER. What I've noticed is that Jun is very quick to be physical with Sho when Sho's done something silly. I don't know if it's just a natural reaction but he'll propel himself forward and drag Sho around or demand an explanation. For example:



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and



(I'll take what I can get)

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

Yes yes yes! I totally get what you mean! I noticed that too! As much as he doesn't smack him down the way the others, I totally *squee* whenever sakumoto contact is established. It oftens ends with one of them looking suitably embarrassed and chastised. LOL.

And did you see the most recent behind-the-scenes for Shiyagare where Sho was so tired and Jun was there to cheer him on? My heart just went ~Kya! It's the ending part of a World Arashi SP here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ual3iQ2ycSk&feature=player_embedded

Wee! I love you for all the piccies! Happiness!

[igure.livejournal.com]

Where I can download the video??I don´t found it

[msmuse.livejournal.com]

Oh thank you for sharing the pictures! I saw what you were talking about in the behind the scenes! Kyaaaaaa! Aw, that was so sweet! We may not get as much Sakumoto as Ohmiya but darn it, when it happens, it's definitely very special. :)

And thank you for the fanfic! I thoroughly enjoyed reading it. I hope there's more. I can never get enough of reading them. :)

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

It's Jaime that you have to thank for the piccies, but the BTS was unexpectedly a bonus! :) :)

Glad you enjoyed the one-shot, but don't think I'll be adding to it... unless I'm hit by inspiration of the sakumoto moments-type. LOL.

Besides, I figure with how things are at work right now, I definitely want to use the the free time I get to do up the next part of my first chaptered sakumoto fic. It's really upsetting that I've gotten it planned, but just not finding the time to write it.

Thanks for commenting. :)

[igure.livejournal.com]

I just found your fanfic(a little late...lol)
I really love it, Jun is such a slut...for leaving Sho like that

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed it. :) And come on... It's Jun, the resident DoS remember? LOL.

Thanks for commenting. :)

[secretwish109.livejournal.com]

I know this is late but - I'm falling in love with this pairing >.< I love this and now I just realized it I never saw Jun smacked Shochan though~ or maybe it just my imagination.

but either way, thank you for writing this!

[darkilk.livejournal.com]

Better late than never right? (Says the one who 'only' took 'a little whole' to reply)

Sakumoto shippers are ALWAYS welcome! :) and yes, I still do not recall any 'deserved' smack to date. We take what we can get... Like yakinikku sakumoto dates.. Lol...